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[he hands them each a glass of yellow liquid]. Crunchy friends in a liquid broth. Can we just cut to something else while I explain it? Rudy Van Disarzio: Well, maybe one day, Daltrey will do the hoovering. What about the zoo?
You've liquified me, you slags! The first television series is set in a zoo operated by Bob Fossil, the second in a flat and the third in a second hand shop in Dalston called Nabootique. Well, I have! Vince Noir: [referring to Nanatoo] I was getting quite a good vibe off her, actually. Lead Shaman: You shall go... with Tony Harrison there. Yorkshire is a state of mind.
Howard Moon: Playing the final moves of it's game. I think I found a new note in between B and C. I always knew it was there. The Hitcher: [to Howard Moon] You oughta be careful boy - there's alotta weirdos around 'ere, lotta nasty people... [leers]... lotta nutters. Naboo: Don't worry about me, I'm a Shaman. I call it the library suit. Vince Noir: I'm going to stick with Jagger. This is hardcore. Howard Moon: Yorkshire is a place. I've got a heavy goods license. Vince Noir: I haven't got anything inside, I'm like a beach ball. I took a note, sawtooth wave, right off this pantomime four, ran it back here, re-jammed it through itself, looped it back, mixed it with the sound of this crab committing suicide, and let it stew in its own reverb for about three hours, right? You’ve liquified me, you slags.” Tony Harrison : “It’s an outrage.An outrage.” The Spirit of Jazz: “I’m gonna creep inside you like a warm kitten.” Bollo: “I got a bad feeling about this “. 20 of The Young Ones’ most gloriously silly quotes My hat's on fire! Crack Fox: Everything's different in the world of me! Howard Moon: I want to be the greatest Jazz player in Yorkshire. Decapitated Lester Corncrake: I don't like it! Different rules apply out here, you know? Howard: “You hate jazz? Soup, soup a spicey.
Howard Moon: You're just saying that because I said it to you.
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I'm a ragamuffin from the streets. And then three-quarters, eh, no one gives a shit about him. Carrot and coriander. Like that. Rudy Van Disarzio: They are selfish men. Sometimes life can take a serious turn, colours can fade to black... Howard Moon: So if you're feeling blue... John the Baptist: [wearing Dark Glasses] because someone's been copying you... Jesus: [also wearing Dark Glasses] you don't automatically have to sue... Rudy Van Disarzio: Put away those fiery biscuits! Spider Dijon: We should have just split like The Who. Rudy Van Disarzio: I have had enough of this talk now. The most powerful hairspray known to man. Saboo: [to Howard Moon] You know nothing of the crunch! Dennis: [after seeing Vince and Howard kiss] I need to go home and rethink a few basic principles. All the tiny animal penises all over.
Howard Moon: What?
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Vince Noir: Soup, soup a tasty. Saboo, you slag! Vince Noir: [lifts a huge stack of cassettes] And this is Gary Numan. Here's a song: Turn around. Vince Noir: Come on, Howard, let's go, the egg's not 'round here.